{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
{"fact":"Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.","length":59}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
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